!Maybe i can copie a text like your texts, when i find on of them
...But, the things that i understand of the texts are funny
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ANOTHER TICKLER
Subject: Little Johnny...
Michael and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Michael's
mom and dad's for their first night together. In the morning, little Johnny, Michael's little
brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the doorto go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Mary are
up yet. She replies, "no".
Little Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, I don't want to hear
what you think! just go to school.
Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Michael and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "no". Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school!"
After school, little Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Michael and Mary up yet?" His
mom says, "no"
He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says : "Last night Michael came to my room for vaseline and I think ..... I gave him my
airplane glue instead."
Subject: Little Johnny...
Michael and Mary got married but can't afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Michael's
mom and dad's for their first night together. In the morning, little Johnny, Michael's little
brother, gets up and has his breakfast.
As he is going out of the doorto go to school, he asks his mom if Michael and Mary are
up yet. She replies, "no".
Little Johnny asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, I don't want to hear
what you think! just go to school.
Little Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, "Are Michael and Mary up yet?"
She replies, "no". Johnny says, "Do you know what I think?"
His mom replies, "Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch and go back to school!"
After school, little Johnny comes home and asks again, "Are Michael and Mary up yet?" His
mom says, "no"
He asks, "Do you know what I think?" His mom replies, "ok, now tell me what you think?"
He says : "Last night Michael came to my room for vaseline and I think ..... I gave him my
airplane glue instead."
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moremoremoremore
keep em' coming mate
Here's one from me
Viagra Coffee
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
Here's one from me
Viagra Coffee
This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, "Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive."
The doctor smiled and said, "Have you tried to give him Viagra?"
The lady frowned. "Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache," she claimed.
"Well," the doctor continued, "Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing."
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong. She shook her head.
"How did it go?" the doctor asked.
"Terrible, doctor, terrible."
"Did it not work?"
"Yes," the old lady said, "It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years."
"Then what is the problem, ma'am?"
"Well," she said. "I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again."
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Construction worker on the 5th floor of a building needed a handsaw. So he spots another worker on the ground floor and yells down to him, but he can't hear him. So the worker on the 5th floor tries sign language.
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the **** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
He pointed to his eye meaning "I", pointed to his knee meaning "need", then moved his hand back and forth in a hand saw motion. The man on the ground floor nods his head, pulls down his pants, whips out his chop and starts masturbating.
The worker on 5th floor gets so pissed off he runs down to the ground floor and says, "What the **** is your problem!!! I said I needed a hand saw!".
The other guy says, "I knew that! I was just trying to tell you - I'm coming!"
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