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Dare any of you to answer you exam questions like this.... 
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ANSWERS OF A BRILLIANT STUDENT WHO GOT 0%
Q1. In which battle did Napoleon die?
* his last battle

Q2. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?
* at the bottom of the page

Q3. River Ravi flows in which state?
* liquid

Q4. What is the main reason for divorce?
* marriage

Q5. What is the main reason for failure?
* exams

Q6. What can you never eat for breakfast?
* Lunch & dinner

Q7. What looks like half an apple?
* The other half

Q8. If you throw a red stone into the blue sea what will it become?
* it will simply become wet

Q9. How can a man go eight days without sleeping ??
* No problem, he sleeps at night.

Q10. How can you lift an elephant with one hand?
* You will never find an elephant that has only one hand..

Q11. If you had three apples and four oranges in one hand and four apples and three oranges in other hand, what would you have ?
* Very large hands

Q12. If it took eight men ten hours to build a wall, how long would it take four men to build it?
* No time at all, the wall is already built.

Q13. How can u drop a raw egg onto a concrete floor without cracking it?
*Concrete floors are very hard to crack



Source: http://grumpy-talk.blogspot.com/2011/12 ... got-0.html

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28 Jan 2012, 18:24
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How could he have failed, all responses are correct, stupid but correct. :lol:

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28 Jan 2012, 21:10
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Nice one Di m8y .. :hahahaha:


28 Jan 2012, 23:43
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Nice one :lol:


29 Jan 2012, 12:50
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lol Good Boy :gragra:


29 Jan 2012, 13:34
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What I have missed...

My girlfriend told me:
"Go buy milk if the eggs are avaiable, take six."

I came back to home with six bottles of milk.

Then she asked me:
"why you have bought six bottles of milk?"

My answer was:
"Because they had eggs".

I think it is easy to understand.


30 Jan 2012, 17:49
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Sure stupid girls.


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