Whilst playing bf2142 the other day i noticed my player moving a bit slower ! At first i couldn't figure out why ? And then it dawned on me i'd left stuff in my pockets i ejected a few empty clips a bag of pistachios and a few packs of smokes and sure enough my player started to speed up but still not to full speed so in to my pocket i delved again i felt around and around and finally grabbed the object that was weighing me down so much . I held the object in front of me and smiled
i think i may of even giggled abit
I may have even broke wind in my jubilence
i placed the object back in my pocket and continued my battle , safe in the knowledge that although i was moving a bit slower i knew that in my pocket snuggled up to my left testicle was maniacs dog tags !!!!!!!!!!