Torq's Ticklers

[CodeBlack]

hahaha nicee

[|MYT|Torq]

YET ANOTHER.......

A young ventriloquist was doing a show in Los Angeles. With his
dummy on his knee, he started going through his usual dumb
blonde jokes, when a blonde in the second row stood on her chair and started
shouting:

'I've heard enough of your stupid blond jokes,' she
screamed. 'What makes you think you can stereotype women in that
way? What does the colour of a person's hair have to do with her worth as a
human being? It's people like you who keep women like me from being respected
at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as
people. It's all because you and your kind continue to
perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general - and
all in the name of humour.'

The embarrassed ventriloquist began to apologize, whereupon the blonde yelled, 'You stay out
of this. I'm talking to that little asshole on your lap!'

[Wes]

that's a good one

[CodeBlack]

hahaha. blondes!

[Sinaas]

lol,, nice one m8

[|MYT|Torq]

YET MORE :

A couple made a deal that whoever died first would come back and inform
the other of the afterlife. Their biggest fear was that there was no afterlife.

After a long life, the husband was the first to go, and true to his word he
made contact, "Mary. Mary."
> >
"Is that you, Fred?"
> >
"Yes, I've come back like we agreed."
> >
"What's it like?"
> >
"Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, off to the
golf course, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, and then I have sex twice.
> >
I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much
all afternoon.
> >
After supper, golf course again. Then have sex until late at night. The
next day it starts again."
> >
"Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven."
> >
"Not exactly, I'm a rabbit in Suffolk

[SpecialOne]

[|MYT|Hest]

lol torq

[CodeBlack]

lol!!

[Wes]

Lol

[|MYT|Alexis]

nice one Torq

[Verwolf]

hmmm .. weird one

[|MYT|Torq]

Still More

Turn Off the Lights

A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters. The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while the lights would suddenly turn off. Each time the lights went out, the place would erupt into a loud cheer. However, when the patrons saw the nun walk in, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender and asked, 'Can you point me to the nearest the restroom?'

The bartender replied, 'Okay, but I should warn you, there's a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf.'

'Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way,' said the nun.

So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant. After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. She went to the bartender and said, 'Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud me just because I went to the restroom?'

'Well, now they know you're one of us,' said the bartender. 'Would you like a drink?'

'No thank you, but, I still don't understand,' said the puzzled nun.

'You see,' laughed the bartender, 'every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out. Now, how about that drink?'

[Wes]

she must feel ashamed

[CodeBlack]

hahah